The Uncles are Finally Here!
Buy the book on Amazon
It’s launch day.
You know what that means?
I’m casting a very complicated and powerful spell which will force you to drop EVERYTHING, run to the nearest computer, type in ‘Amazon dot com’, buy the book, and then finish off by doing ten celebratory star jumps (the star jumps are very important).
I’m not gonna lie. It’s been a mammoth effort to get this book out before Christmas, so you BETTER NOT have bought your nieces and nephews any presents yet. This book is the only present they will ever need — until the next book in the series launches.
Even though the book was written (I completed it in 2022), there was a bunch of work to do in organising the illustrations, production, reviews, and marketing for this book.
Plus, I had to write this blog every two weeks, which took up loads of Sunday evening TV-watching time.
I still don’t have a copy because snail mail takes between 2 and 24 weeks to reach Gran Canaria. Now is your chance to teach me a valuable lesson about the pitfalls of paradise islands by getting the book in your hands before me.
I’m not sure you can tell (God, I’m a great designer), but this picture of me casually enjoying the book under a palm tree is actually a mockup I created in Canva.
What else, Phil?
[Secret message to all my ARC downloaders and readers: pssst. Add your reviews now!]
A big thank you if you plan to get the book. If you live in a country served by Amazon, your copy will arrive before Christmas. If not, you’ll have to settle for the eBook. Or you could fly to the Canary Islands and meet me under the palm tree.
Oh, and if you are in the market for other children’s books, check out these sales promos?
Holiday books for kids and tweens
Remember to click one of the links or suffer bad sleep for the next 17–25 years.
I’ll keep you updated on the project. Next stop? Conquering the Roman Empire. The Italian translation is coming in January…
Until then, be nice to your niblings.
